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Entertainment Newlywed Amy Schumer shares details of 'worthless' proposal in SNL monologue

09:10  13 may  2018
09:10  13 may  2018 Source:

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Amy Schumer hosted Saturday Night Live last night, and in addition to an excellent sketch about guns, did an awesome 8-minute standup set for her monologue . This is great because not only will we take 8 minutes of Amy Schumer any time

(PG-13: Language) Comedian Amy Schumer hosted this past weekend's Saturday Night Live and entertained the crowd with a brief standup bit about young girls having no role model, her relationship with Bradley Cooper and more.

Amy Schumer standing in front of a store© Provided by TIME Inc. Amy Schumer returned for her second hosting stint on Saturday Night Live, and she used her monologue to highlight how her standup has changed since tying the knot earlier this year.

“Some people are like, ‘What are you gonna talk about now in your standup? All you talked about was getting railed,'” the I Feel Pretty star joked of her signature raunchy routines.

“I’m a little sad. I’m never gonna get a ‘You Up?’ text again,” admitted the 36-year-old comedian, who married chef Chris Fischer in February just days after making their relationship Instagram official.

Schumer joked in her monologue that Fischer’s proposal was “worthless.”

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In unstoppable cosmic force Amy Schumer 's Saturday Night Live monologue , the comedian brought up the Kardashians in her riff on role models for young women. Speaking about the 9-year-old girl who played her as a child in Trainwreck, the comic said

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“It was a dumb proposal. It was the morning. I was still asleep. He threw the box at me and said ‘I got you this,'” she explained.

“But that’s a realistic proposal,” Schumer admitted, comparing it to movie proposals where the women are “shocked” to find the guy proposing even likes them.

Schumer also lamented having to be a bridesmaid (in six Long Island weddings, no less) in her late-thirties.

“I’m always standing there in my Grecian gown with, like, my aging cleavage, with a Coachella flower thing,” she said, gesturing to her head. “You’re just standing there in a line of bridesmaids, just hoping you don’t have the biggest arm.”

Schumer finished up her monologue by further proving marriage hadn’t turned her into a cleaner comedian, joking about how asking for a free tampon in a gym locker room turned into having to admit the size of her v--ina to strangers.

She also shared the naughty reason people should bring tissues to her new movie (hint: not for their tears).

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